Opinion

October 20, 2006

Liberty Belle: Immigration Policies Are Too Lenient

By Courtney Stevens

Do you ever sit around, maybe in the slow stretch between your X-rated AIM chats with young boys and cashing in the millions you made from your fraudulent land sales and just spend time thinking about ways to screw over ...

October 20, 2006

Passing Gas: Isla Vista Brothel to Curb Rapists

By Zach Phillips

In front of the Women's Center this past week, "I Want a Truce" campaigners used aggressive tabling, free T-shirts, non-binding pledges and, most importantly, smiles to squelch the inner rapist of countless potential sex...

October 20, 2006

Cultural Greek Finds Greek Label Misused

By Vasilis Vlahiotis ---

First of all, I have no problem with fraternities and sororities. I believe they are good clubs for networking, meeting people and forming lasting relationships. The problem I do have is the fact that they refer to thems...

October 20, 2006

By Adam Wenger

Suing people is awesome. Remember when that poor lady sued McDonalds after she spilt their boiling hot coffee on herself? She made millions! And I don't know about you, but at the time I was so upset I was ready to boyco...

October 20, 2006

Freedom Territory: Hippies Should Be Kept From Polls

By Eric Hedlund

The last time that a large group of stupid, drunken hippies, like the fine readers of this newspaper, forgot to vote, our country passed the 18th Amendment, resulting in alcohol prohibition. Frankly, you hippies never se...

October 20, 2006

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October 20, 2006

The Mark Side of UCSB: Read the Frosh Guide to Avoiding I.V. Fights

By Mark Batalla

Isla Vista. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. At its best, it can be heaven on Earth. At its worst, it can literally kill you. It all depends on how quickly a person can adapt to this unforgi...

October 20, 2006

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October 19, 2006

Golden State Blues: Codeoscope Continues Going Up North

By C.K. Hickey

Last week, I introduced the plastic sunshine palace of Southern California to my Codeoscope, but I heard voices in the distance. They cried, "Where is NorCal? Where is CenCal?" No worries, voices, because it's your turn ...

October 19, 2006

Fashion World Gets 18th-Century Styles

By Caroline Wolf

It is not superficial to enjoy fashion. With often-ignored roots in history and art, it has shaped cultures for centuries. Fashion is the visual representation of a generation's culture - poodle skirts in the1950s exempl...

October 19, 2006

This Joint Is So Jumpin’

By Jeff Gibson

I can spot an expertly rolled joint the second it's passed to me in any rotation. As my thumb and forefinger grab hold of such a creation, I realize it's the craft that my comrades and I truly take pride in. You could ca...

October 19, 2006

Horowitz Should Speak as He Pleases While at UCSB

By Reed Linsk

Editor, Daily Nexus, I am writing in response to the article (“David Horowitz’s Lecture Should Not Be Tolerated,” Daily Nexus, Oct. 18). Mr. Tohe claims that Horowitz wants to take away professors&#8217...