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Outed Wizard Spellbinds Pop Culture

Seeing as All Hallows Eve weekend arrived, and my head is sufficiently throbbing, I thought I would leave you with some observations: As always, there's a 40-minute line to eat at the goddamn Bagel Ca...
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Student Writer Humbled by Prager’s Radio Confrontation

It's over! Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week has come to an end.
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Leopard Prowls for OS Domination

For us Mac users, this Friday marks a special day, which only happens every couple of years.
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Weather

Alright, here's the deal: I consider it part of my job to be kind of a dick most of the time. Being nice is just not conducive to providing a funny column.
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Answer Looters With a Trusty Six-Shooter

Natural disasters are an awesome force. Tornados, floods, earthquakes, tsunamis and yes, fires, are all acts that will make you realize nature's immense power - and can end your life in the same insta...
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Avoid an Arrest on All Hallows Eve

Picture this: Dorothy slowly rocks to and fro as her crocodile tears splatter upon beer-licked pavement.
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U.S. Intervention Wins Few Friends

Editor, Daily Nexus, U.S. intervention in foreign affairs is now at a frightening level. I am not an isolationist - I think this country needs an enormous dose of free-trade.
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Holy Left This Vegas Trinity Behind

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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Weather

Good news, people: Despite the fact that it was hot as balls yesterday, the forecast is looking pretty good for a weekend of Halloween debauchery.
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Vows to End Cuba’s Embargo Fall Short

President Bush rather effortlessly oscillates between stringent ideology and blatant hypocrisy.
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In case you had any doubts that the Japanese continue to be technologically superior to the rest of us, check out their latest invention: a portable toilet for cars, complete with a plastic bag for wa...
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Who Got the Power?

In dancing, the man traditionally leads. Unless of course the guy sucks at dancing in which case the girl should take charge and lead.
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