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Classroom Etiquette Gets Schooled Tips to Appease Your Classmates
Every class has that infuriating guy (or girl) whose class participation seems limited to aggravating everyone within a 20-desk radius.
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Media’s Attacks Add Stressors on Troops
Today at a White House ceremony, President Bush will award the Medal of Honor posthumously to Navy Lt. Michael Murphy for his heroic actions in combat against Taliban fighters in Afghanistan.
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Dancing Fads Sweep and Thrill Aspiring Soulja Boys Everywhere
I was never the cool kid in high school, but I could usually figure out what fad was in and did my best to follow suit.
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Nation Needs Greater Empathy for the Poor
I recently overheard someone say the poor should not be helped because they are too lazy to help themselves and they created the situation they live in.
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Not All Students Like to Hate on the Hump
I'm sick of reading all these complaints about the Hump.
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Improvability Breaks Up With Nexus
Daily Nexus,
This is the comedy improv troupe Improvability. I have a secret to confess.
You turn me on.
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Sporting Sunglasses Needs Shadier Rules
Something shady is going on here.
Santa Barbara had the rainiest winter in 10 years when I was a freshman. It must have rained for nearly a week at one point.
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Conservative Commentators Fail To See True Union Good
The Nexus printed one of the worst economic analyses I've read in years this week ("Bloated, Overdemanding UAW Suffocates American Auto Industry," Daily Nexus, Oct. 16).
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Wednesday Humps Lack Good Taste and Proper Information
Editor, Daily Nexus,
At best, Alex Shlyakhov's "Wednesday Hump" articles have been offensive and irresponsible.
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U.S. Needs Better Listening Skills
Between 1915 and 1917, in the midst of World War I, hundreds of thousands of Armenians were massacred by the Ottoman Empire in what is now modern-day Turkey.
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Hopeless Romantic Gives Poetic Advice
This is the day. Today will be the one in which the sun shines upon you like a million golden spotlights and you will lose the fear of saying what's been on your mind for so long.
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Labyrinth: Grades Search
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Everything shower every day
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Reusing condoms
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Collecting tears to water their plants
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Fracking
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Owns seven Stanley cups
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
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