Brooding Bromeo Consoles Heartbroken Student Body

January 8, 2008 by

Touching your hand to a stove, tripping on the same step heading into Davidson, choking on your own spit: There are many behaviors we engage in as humans that compel us to hurt ourselves.
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Job Jester Conquers Corporate Etiquette

November 14, 2007 by

Make eye contact. Slap on that grin and prolong your attention span even if you lack the capacity.
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Slammed Semicolon Needs Some Sweet, Sweet Lovin’

November 2, 2007 by

In light of recent threats posed towards you, my dearest semicolon, I am compelled to raise a backhand just like the curved fist that adorns your brow.
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Avoid an Arrest on All Hallows Eve

October 26, 2007 by

Picture this: Dorothy slowly rocks to and fro as her crocodile tears splatter upon beer-licked pavement.
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Don of Disguise Stitches New Ideas

October 23, 2007 by

Isla Vista, something wicked this way comes. As if this ash-clad omen wasn't indicative enough, our favorite holiday of drunken debauchery and masked delight swiftly approaches.
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The Midterm Master Reveals Secrets of Mad Testing Skills

October 16, 2007 by

Hello Gauchos, this is your conscience speaking. You know that odd sensation you feel churning in your gut right now? T
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Science Stud Defines Dogma of Bio Majors

October 9, 2007 by

Do you ever find yourself studying on a Friday night, or taking notes whilst your buddies take keg stands? Or, perhaps, question if life is really worth living on a daily basis? If so, you are probabl...
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Avoid Theft Through Handy Chick Allegory

October 3, 2007 by

It's no mystery that Isla Vista is a bike clepto's wet dream, so in light of this fact I wanted to share some sage advice on how to best conceal your choice mode of transportation from thieves. Since ...
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