Opinion

May 3, 2007

Think

By Staff

May 2, 2007

Screw Definitions; Ditch the Labels

By Jenny Paradise

"I don't have to make the choice, I like girls and I like boys!" Peaches climbed up the stage as the crowd went crazy, dancing and cheering on her refusal to choose.

May 2, 2007

Point and Match

By The Weatherhuman

Nothing turns the 'mate on more than a good, illogical argument leading to the 'human's mind being twisted around willy-nilly like a monochromatic Rubik's Cube.

May 2, 2007

Ignorant Americans Should Accept Imams

By Bob Sturm

Near the end of last year, six Muslim imams - one of whom was blind - were traveling from Minneapolis to Phoenix on US Airways. Before boarding they prayed in the terminal, as many Muslims do fives times a day.

May 2, 2007

Devil on Bush’s Shoulder Fails to Lead

By Eric Goldman

You are the worst vice president ever.

May 2, 2007

Students Deserve to Hear More Conservative Opinions

By Ross Nolan

I took a quick look through the list of upcoming Arts & Lectures events for the rest of this quarter and I discovered something that I find quite disturbing.

May 2, 2007

Immigrant Rights Protesters Are Not Honest in Debate

By CASEY THORMAHLEN

While making my way to a morning accounting class, I, like many other students, noticed the large amounts of pink and yellow flyers advertising May Day festivities.

May 2, 2007

Think

By Staff

May 1, 2007

Out-Weathered

By The Weatherhuman

This has got to be the fucking funniest correction ever.

May 1, 2007

Techie Unravels Internet Mystery

By Jack Yi

"...The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes," Senator Ted Stevens said.

May 1, 2007

Wal-Mart Keeps Low Prices, Brings Gains

By Courtney Stevens

Despite the fact that Hillary Clinton called the retail giant a "mixed blessing" in Saturday's debate, Wal-Mart is unquestionably good for both America's economy and America's people.

May 1, 2007

Think

By Staff

April 30, 2007

Paper or Paper?

By The Weatherhuman

I guess some bridge in SF fell or something, because the bitching from that part of the state has gotten a whole lot louder.

April 30, 2007

A.S. Parties Engage in Food Fight

By Zach Phillips

Throughout the Associated Students elections last week, UCSB's two major political rivals, the Students' Party and the Open People's Party, vied for students' votes with an appeal to their stomachs.

April 30, 2007