Opinion
It’s always a sad day when I walk into class after the first rain, and instead of spaghetti straps and booty shorts, I’m met with baggy sweats and no skin to be found. I thought this was U...
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Excuse me, ladies in the booty shorts? It's winter. I know we live in Santa Barbara and that it actually climbed above 70 degrees yesterday and Sunday, but... it's winter. Put on some pants.
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Whether it's the Emmys, the GRAMMYs, the ESPYs or some other show that ends with the sound "ys," I've never really liked award shows.
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As a union supporter from a union family, I hope all of you will join me in this statement: Screw the Writers Guild of America.
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Every year, the Lake Superior State University publishes a humorous list of words that should be banished from the popular discourse for their "Misuse, Overuse and General Uselessness."
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Congratulations on surviving the first week of the new quarter!
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I've had a whole weekend to think about it, and I'm still not entirely confident that the death of the crooked necked giraffe was au naturel.
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As the California primaries quickly approach, it's great to see first-time voters getting involved.
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With Christmas, New Year's and Winter Break behind us, it's time to embrace our New Year's resolutions.
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You probably didn't know this, but my column is constrained by a character count.
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The article about the Eric Frimpong case in Monday's issue, ("Frimpong Trial Ends; Jurors Find Former Soccer Player Guilty," Daily Nexus, Jan. 7) is inaccurate, misleading and appears to be based sole...
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"Great sex on tap for everyone, 24/7," promises David Levy on the final page of his recent book.
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