Opinion
Regarding the Daily Nexus' recent story on Floatopia's threat to the environment ("Floatopia Threatens Environment," April 9, 2009), and Josh Taylor's column ("Don't Trash Our Trade" Daily Nexus, Apri...
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This week marks Students Stopping Rape's annual "It Affects Me" campaign, an annual opportunity for students to reflect on how sexual assault impacts their lives and score a free T-shirt. Female stude...
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Early in the morning in Kobe, Japan, I witnessed my friend puke in an alley behind our hotel while our host yelled "Futsukayoi!" over and over. Multiple mornings over this past, particularly heinous w...
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Seriously Zodo’s? Were you even trying? I imagine some evil rival bowling alley might have paid for that ad in your name just to fuck up your reputation… if, in fact, there were a rival bo...
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Let's talk about Isla Vista. Let's talk about UC Santa Barbara. Let's point some fingers at all the horrible things we do. How we destroy our beaches with events like Floatopia. How we destroy our str...
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The United States is currently stuck in a failing war against its own people in the so-called War on Drugs. Of course, the best way to win this war is to "just say no" to saying no and continue to use...
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I stood completely surrounded. Staring me down from just four feet in front of me was a mountain lion, behind me was a small pack of gray wolves and to my left was a family of ravenous and silent but ...
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Spring Break rocked my world. Sure, it was chaste, due to the fact that my man’s penis opted to head south of the border rather than south of my panty line, and sure, I was bitter knowing that m...
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Damn you, JMike! Every year about this time, when A.S. elections are rolling around the corner, I embark on an awesome journey to become the next A.S. President.
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While I am not a current student at UCSB, and I am not even a frequent reader of the Nexus, I felt compelled to write you regarding this weekend’s Floatopia event. It sounds like a great, debauc...
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It is cruelly emblematic that PIKE leadership likens the negative reputation their fraternity has garnered in the assault of Thanh Hong to the slurs that accompanied it. PIKE, racial slurs have done f...
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Dear Megan,
Here on the eighth floor, we have a very diverse, accepting group of young ladies. We are devoid of haters (especially of the "playa" variety). We do not appreciate your assault upon our ...
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The religious, such as Megan Laffey in her opinion piece "Freedom of Religion?" (Daily Nexus, March 31), are constantly invoking the First Amendment any time they become offended. They are severely mi...
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Is Floatopia the Halloween of Spring Quarter? If it wasn't before, it is now. Floatopia is officially the first weekend of Spring Quarter at UCSB, reportedly drawing over 12,000 people for one day of ...
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
