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The lights lowered. With hushed voices, the mostly balding, erudite and otherwise hipster-bespectacled crowd leaned towards each other’s eager ears, their eyes rendered inert by the expanding blackn...
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Moving out of your parents' house and moving in to a place of your own in college is a great opportunity … for sex. Well, it's also a great opportunity for independence and self-discovery, but mostl...
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Out-of-towners crowdin’ your lawns? Headache-inducing floodlights ruinin’ your buzz? No-music ordinances killin’ your vibe? No way! Come join the many faces of Yang in the Thunderdome on ...
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New Noise Conference & Music Festival 2014 ft. Cherub
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Survey results were recently released that ranked UCSB alumni among the "least dateable". Personally, I think these results are entirely absurd. UCSB alumni are among the greatest in the world, and in...
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Sports editor Michael Jorgenson takes a look at the biggest NBA storylines heading into the 2014-15 season in this year's first edition of Around the NBA.
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In light of Michael Sam's release from the Cowboys yesterday, staff writer Sarah Stigers wonders if more questions deserved to be asked.
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The Daily Nexus has retracted the satirical Nexustentialism blog post titled “ISIS Seizes FT, Establishes Gaucho Caliphate,” published at 5 a.m. on Oct. 21, due to the piece’s lack o...
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The Giants are in the World Series again, but will they take it? A series breakdown ahead of tonight's Game 1.
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Fantasy Sports Island is back with can't miss adds to your fantasy football team.
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Members of the jihadist Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, took control of Santa Catalina Residence Hall, also known as F.T., late Friday night and declared the dormitory the “Gaucho Caliphat...
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As we all know, people in Isla Vista live for the weekends. After a long hard week at school, students look forward to a relaxing, fun weekend. This could range from a night in or a night roaming the ...
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Staff writer Edward Moss gives his thoughts on where the San Jose Sharks are at the beginning of the season.
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Sarah explains why the MLB should not make a certain drastic change to the way games are played.
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Hire an AI bot to become their personal assistant
Stash all their books in a locked safe
Never write their own email again
Buy out all the toilet paper from target
Delete all their negative text messages about AI
Side with their Snapchat AI bot
Start posting ads for an AI significant other
Move to the middle of nowhere
Smash all computers in close proximity
Try to befriend AI bots
Complete purge from technology
Start calling all of their loved ones
