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January 14, 2005

No Warm Body in This Seat

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Well, I almost managed to make it through my college experience without having one of those evil professors who grades you on lecture attendance.

January 13, 2005

Helpful Advice for You Fatties

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The government just updated its dietary guidelines. The groundbreaking new recommendations are to eat fewer calories and exercise more.

January 13, 2005

‘Fetch Me My Rapier, Boy’

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January 13, 2005

January 13 – January 20, 2005

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Arts & Lectures will be presenting a screening of sci-fi mega-classic "Godzilla," uncut and newly printed in 35mm. This Japanese classic paved the way for countless films like "Ghostbusters," "Pearl Harbor" and "Legends ...

January 12, 2005

Books Open, Bottoms Up

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The weatherhuman has gone mad. The cause for this madness; the decision to take a full load of 21 units. Although some may call it the end of any sort of social life, not so for this wily androgenous being.

January 11, 2005

Brunch in Buchanan

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Lately people have been leaving little surprises for me under the seat in lecture: uncapped soda bottles, half-empty cups of coffee, etc.

January 10, 2005

Stay Healthy for Life

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Rejoice! John Basedow, the disproportionate "Fitness Made Simple" guru, has apparently waved goodbye to this life. He was on vacation in Thailand when the tsunami hit, and things didn't work out.

January 7, 2005

Go for the Obvious

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With a new year come new opportunities. The last few years have frankly been disappointing, because "Infant" has dropped off the government's list of the top 1,000 U.S. baby names.

January 6, 2005

Look Out Below

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I.V. is getting a rock climbing thing! There's a fence surrounding that excuse for a park on the 6600 block of Pasado, and it's accompanied by a picture of a big, fake rock.

January 6, 2005

January 7 – January 13, 2005

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Arts & Lectures will be presenting its first film screening of the Winter 2005 season - "End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones." This 2003 documentary about the pioneering punk band takes an up close and shockingl...

January 5, 2005

Obey Your Purse

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This quarter I'm taking a class about how to find efficient, low-cost solutions to problems. The textbook for the class costs $160.

January 4, 2005

Daddy Christmas

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Over Winter Break I saw the greatest Christmas light display ever. On the fence of this one house, someone had spelled out, in lights, "HO." Not "HO HO HO." Just "HO."

January 4, 2005

Making Magic at Sunset

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January 3, 2005

Smile! It’s Raining!

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OK, so I'm not responsible for all the rain. Really. Quite the contrary. I'm annoyed just like you are; I had to buy an umbrella. Ironically, the weatherhuman loses umbrellas all the time.

December 2, 2004