Rejoice! John Basedow, the disproportionate “Fitness Made Simple” guru, has apparently waved goodbye to this life. He was on vacation in Thailand when the tsunami hit, and things didn’t work out.
Let us honor him by remembering his immortal words: “No one can stop you from attaining your dreams except yourself.”
And except for a vengeful God who doesn’t want to pay $26.95 for your dumb videos.
Monday’s forecast: A nicely sculpted six-pack won’t get you far when what you need is a fast pair of legs.