I.V. is getting a rock climbing thing! There’s a fence surrounding that excuse for a park on the 6600 block of Pasado, and it’s accompanied by a picture of a big, fake rock. A rock that, someday perhaps, you’ll be able to climb. Maybe even fall off! I guess someone figured I.V. doesn’t have enough dangerous cliffs for drunken people to tumble down.

Thursday’s forecast: A giant pit full of cobras replaces what was once Anisq’ Oyo’ Park.