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January 31, 2005

Lava Lovers

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Good news! Target - as in the store that isn't anywhere near UCSB - is donating a 50-foot-tall fake lava lamp to the town of Soap Lake, Wash.

January 31, 2005

Baseball

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January 31, 2005

Swimming

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The University of Nevada, Las Vegas, defeated both the UCSB men

January 28, 2005

Heavy Metal

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Today in short fiction: John Sledge eyed the door. There was light and he could hear noises beyond. He drew his gun and threw his shoulder at the door.

January 27, 2005

One Nation Under the Influence

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According to the all-knowing TVs in the UCen, about 0.7 percent of the world's population is drunk at any given moment. That's a lot of drunk people - over 40 million - enough to form an entire country...

January 27, 2005

January 27 – February 4, 2004

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Whether you're in the mood for a rousing jig or a rambunctious mosh, you'll be sure to find what you're looking for tonight. Irish punk rockers Flogging Molly will be tearing up the UCSB Hub tonight along with rock veter...

January 26, 2005

Whoa… Story Assignment…

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Dude, there's a correction today. I guess we got a bit confused while reporting on the joint-rolling contest. Let's face it... all the joints were pretty damn good.

January 25, 2005

Made in the Storke Socialist Republic

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I already thought "What Not to Wear" was a pretty socialist show, but North Korea has taken it one step further with its new TV series, "Let Us Trim Our Hair in Accordance With Socialist Lifestyle."

January 25, 2005

Landslide of Notes

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January 24, 2005

Penny for My Thoughts

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I hate pennies. They're like the quick-breeding, out-of-control bunnies of the monetary world. Back in 2001, one courageous congressman, Jim Kolbe (R-Ariz.), introduced legislation calling for its elimination, but nothin...

January 21, 2005

Does God Like Pizza?

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According to a recent poll, only one-third of Americans believe in the theory of evolution. Upon learning this, I was a bit puzzled by how people can be so skeptical of scientific research.

January 20, 2005

And Four to Grow On

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If this is your birthday, happy birthday! A parade will be held in your honor down Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C. this afternoon.

January 20, 2005

So You Don

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Due to the overwhelming amount of responses to Nathanial Page

January 19, 2005

Junior High Prom Heats Up

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Management consultant William Fried recently told a bunch of Bay Area eighth graders that they could make up to $250,000 per year as an exotic dancer (depending on their bust size, that is).

January 19, 2005

Down on the Corner, Out in the Street

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A group of freshmen search for housing for the upcoming 2005-06 year on the 6600 block of Pasado Road on Saturday. To secure a place, students have to start looking early due to the limited space available in Isla Vista...

January 18, 2005