I already thought “What Not to Wear” was a pretty socialist show, but North Korea has taken it one step further with its new TV series, “Let Us Trim Our Hair in Accordance With Socialist Lifestyle.” I’m hoping the Nexus, with its not-so-secret commie leanings, follows suit and replaces its usual blather about vigil awareness discussions with staff editorials urging you to adopt Nexus dress.
Tuesday’s forecast: You, comrade, would look ravishing swaddled in newsprint and smeared with ink.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
