Where’s the Rodeo?

February 19, 2008 by


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Armchair QB

February 19, 2008 by

Since NBA players have no idea how to dance, the QB is offering his skills for next season’s game. Move over, LeBron, the QB does the seizure-dance better than anyone.
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Comics

February 15, 2008 by


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Roses Are Red…

February 15, 2008 by

Oh my God. Two corrections in two days… copy staff, I officially rescind my Valentine to all of you. I have a job to do, I have adoring fans. Stop stealing my box! Also, news staff, how hard is ...
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County Employee To Face Charges of Embezzlement

February 15, 2008 by

County employee Steven Frank Ruiz, 39, was arrested earlier this week for allegedly embezzling $15,000 of county funds, the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Dept. announced yesterday.
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Campus Comment: What was your best Valentine’s Day Memory?

February 15, 2008 by

How do you feel about Valentine's Day?
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Drink!

February 15, 2008 by


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From Alaska, With Love

February 15, 2008 by


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Snake Eyes

February 15, 2008 by

Hey marketing department, the odds of winning that stupid dice game are 1 in 279,936. Stop wasting everyones time and find a new way to entertain the crowd.
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Be My Valentine? (Only If You’re Hot Though)

February 14, 2008 by

Sources around the office tell me that people have been looking for me at parties. Look, I get it. I love myself too. But you can’t expect the ‘Human to show up without an invite. I’...
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Denver vs. New Jersey

February 14, 2008 by

People get shot in New Jersey. People eat burgers with briscuit on top in Dallas. Given these two choices, the QB has no problem with Devean George vetoing the Kidd trade to stay in Big D.
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The Line-Up

February 14, 2008 by

1. According to industry blog cinematical.com, the Two Coreys are set to reunite on the soon-to-be set of “Lost Boys 2: The Tribe.” Yes, that’s right, those Coreys. Allegedly, the fi...
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Cupid’s Arrow Comes in a Kegstand

February 13, 2008 by

So, you think the guy you hook up with every other Thursday in the corner of Tonic is going to be your Valentine? Think again. No place in the country can compete with Isla Vista when it comes to cele...
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Canadian Board Shorts

February 13, 2008 by

Since the Nexus doesn't have a fashion section, I feel that I must take it upon myself to discuss a major fashion faux pas that I've seen far too much of over the past couple of weeks.
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Soccer Adds Star Recruits for 2008

February 13, 2008 by

The UCSB men’s soccer team added recruits Bryan Dominguez and Danny Barrera to the roster for the upcoming season. Both players spent time with the U.S. Youth National Team over the past few yea...
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