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January 25, 2008

Frequently Asked Questions

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How often does the Daily Nexus print? The newspaper comes out Monday through Friday during the regular school year except on university holidays. The Nexus publishes only twice during Dead Week and once during Finals Wee...

January 25, 2008

“Thank you for calling the Thunderdome.”

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The QB hates covering tough Gaucho losses, but it sure beats answering the phone at the Thunderdome. It must suck to inform other schools of our growing deficit every five minutes.

January 25, 2008

Plan-a-Rama

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January 24, 2008

Brooklyn Bang Dance

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Dear Weatherprofessors, Due to the unusual amount of rain, I will not be attending classes until further notice. I realize that my absence will be missed, particularly in my [class name removed by editors for security re...

January 24, 2008

Think!

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January 24, 2008

Boob Tube

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Leggy blonde Maria Sharapova will either play leggy dirty blonde Daniella Hantuchova or leggy brunette Ana Ivanovic in the Aussie Open final. Who needs late night porn when you’ve got tennis?!?

January 24, 2008

The Lineup Week of 1/24/08

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1. Bored with the same old stock board games? Well, grab your Get Out of Jail Free" card and head over to www.hasbro.com/games/en_GB/kid-games/monopoly, where you can vote for your favorite cities to be included in an al...

January 23, 2008

Seasoned Surprise

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I went to Jack in the Box for dinner last night, and what did I find in my seasoned curlies? Not one, but TWO regular fries! This is absolutely the best thing that can happen during a meal. If you ordered regular fries, ...

January 23, 2008

Reno Officials Lead Search for SBCC Student

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Following the disappearance of a 19-year-old Santa Barbara City College student this weekend, the FBI has begun its own investigation.

January 23, 2008

Jose on Record

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In two months, Jose Canseco’s new book comes out! The QB doesn’t read, but will hit up YouTube to see Jose hit a homerun with his head every day.

January 23, 2008

Organizers Offer Apology for Hillary Rally Blunder

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Editor, Daily Nexus, Hillary Clinton came to Santa Barbara with a goal in mind; she wanted to hold a personalized town hall meeting focusing on the students at UCSB. We, as the California campaign director and Santa Barb...

January 23, 2008

Roe v. Wade Still Deserves Protection After 35 Years

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Editor, Daily Nexus, As a young, educated, sexually active woman, I believe that it is important to speak out in support of women’s reproductive rights and do all we can to protect them. At present, I think women&#...

January 22, 2008

Brady Bunch

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The most disturbing part about this "Brady in a walking cast" story is the fact that he was taking flowers to his girlfriend when he was spotted.

January 18, 2008

Clinton Rally Video Coverage

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Video coverage of Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton at the UCSB Recreational Center.

January 17, 2008

Armchair QB

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Former Michigan QB Ryan Mallet enrolled at Arkansas after leaving the Wolverines program. No word yet on when Mallet and Head Coach Bobby Petrino plan to bolt for greener pastures.

January 17, 2008