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February 8, 2008

Wednesday Stumped

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I usually try not to crack on fellow Nexites, but I can’t help but take offense with the latest “Wednesday Hump.” If you’re writing about attractive presidential candidates, you can’t say th...

February 8, 2008

Drink

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February 8, 2008

Greek System Welcomes New Fraternity to IFC

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At Tuesday's meeting of the Intrafraternity Council, Sigma Pi received full IFC status, while Sigma Alpha Mu was denied because of insufficient membership.

February 8, 2008

Year of the Rat

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February 8, 2008

Speed Racer

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February 8, 2008

Clowning Around

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February 8, 2008

Hi Mom!

By Staff

OK, Gaucho fans… there is a televised men’s baskeball game this Saturday. We know you all want to be on TV, and one of your sports editors is going to be in attendance with picked-out hair, well worth your at...

February 7, 2008

Driving With the Influence

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Aren’t you glad that I’m around to bring you stories like this one: Police in St. Augustine, Fla., arrested a motorist for strapping a 24-pack of beer into a seatbelt, leaving a 16-month-old baby girl unrestr...

February 7, 2008

Armchair QB

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Whoa, when did Cavaliers guard Aleksander Pavlovic go down with a sprained foot? And why hasn't Lebron James called the Nexus yet to get himself a new Alexander Pavlovic?

February 7, 2008

The Lineup Week of 2/7/08

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1. Murs, Scarub, Bicasso, Eligh, Aesop, Sunspot Jonz, Luckyiam and The Grouch - separately, they're eight of the most interesting and innovative rappers on the West Coast, and together they're Living Legends. Check them ...

February 6, 2008

Lakers Make a Scary Playoff Foe

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Growing up a Lakers fan, I'll admit I've been pretty spoiled. From watching Magic and "Showtime," to seeing Jerry West - Mr. NBA logo himself - steal Shaq from Orlando, there really haven't been too many bad years.

February 6, 2008

En Route to Canada

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Seriously people? McCain and Clinton? I realize that most of you probably voted for Obama because it’s the hip student thing to do, but what a disappointing day for California. Forget immigration, the economy, the ...

February 6, 2008

Staying Atop Food Chain Yields Murderous Mayhem

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I hadn't had any real food the whole day, so I decided I had no choice but to grab one of those ass UCen sandwiches. I was just about to reach my goal when this pasty, Irish-looking dude blocked my path with a flyer. "Di...

February 6, 2008

Tunnel Vision Vexes Activists on Campus

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On Thursday, I was walking by the Arbor and saw two groups, one pro-Palestinian, the other pro-Israeli, having the typical arguments with which we have all become familiar. As students were throwing rebuttals back and fo...

February 6, 2008

Oil Corporation Misses Deadline for Legal Action

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Despite threats made earlier, Greka Energy Corporation has yet to sue the Santa Barbara County Fire Department following the end of its proposed response deadline yesterday afternoon.

February 6, 2008

Election Truly Changes… My Pants

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As college students, we are the primary targets for candidates in the 2008 presidential election – we are the people who will ultimately decide whether our next president is liberal or conservative, black or white,...