I usually try not to crack on fellow Nexites, but I can’t help but take offense with the latest “Wednesday Hump.” If you’re writing about attractive presidential candidates, you can’t say that the Bush twins “aren’t attractive in the least.” Jenna Bush is a bone-ified babe, and I’m pretty sure that Barbara is hiding something impressive under those conservative jackets she wears. Throw in a first lady who falls into the MILF category after a few beers, and sexy grandmother Barbara Bush, and we’re looking at a pretty decent looking family. C’mon, this family’s clearly superior to Hillary, who just looks like a manlier version of Owen Wilson.

Friday’s Forecast: The ‘human gets a raise for writing about the twins without including a single bush pun.