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February 1, 2008

Comics

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February 1, 2008

I’m Not Going to Copy Lunch This Week

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What’s up, Copy? Three corrections in one week really steals the ‘human’s thunder. Which one of you was it: Sexy Redhead, Bagel Buddy Mel, LEON, Shorty R, K.O., East Virginia, Kera the Psychiatrist, Jea...

February 1, 2008

SB Jury Hands Down Conviction to UCSB Alumna

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Yesterday, the Santa Barbara Superior Court found former UCSB student Aseye Allah guilty of obstructing a police officer, at the same time refusing to reach a verdict regarding her friend and co-defendant Meron Meshesha'...

February 1, 2008

Think!

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February 1, 2008

Armchair QB

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The QB hates covering tough Gaucho losses, but it sure beats answering the phone at the Thunderdome. It must suck to inform other schools of our growing deficit every five minutes.

February 1, 2008

Let There Be Light

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January 31, 2008

The ‘Human Broke Your Bike

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OK, here's the deal people: If your lazy ass got out of bed too late to get to class on time, and thus you're too lazy to park your bike in an actual spot on one of the racks, DON'T FREAKING PARK YOUR BIKE AT THE ENTRANC...

January 31, 2008

Dinobites

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Now that the Dinobites have figured out how to use the high pick-and-roll, is there any stopping the Dinotrain?? Sadly the QB thinks there probably is. But if the guys ever learn how to shoot, watch out bball world&#8230...

January 31, 2008

Undergraduate Applications Increase 15%, Set UCSB Record

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Editor’s Note: Graph Corrected

January 30, 2008

Real Gauchos Put Out in the Pacific

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I once read you shouldn't have sex in the water because you can get stuck together from the suction.

January 30, 2008

Raindrops Fallin’ on One Too Many

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Fuck you rain and wind. I feel like I'm getting tag-teamed by the elements every time I walk outside.

January 30, 2008

Boarder Crossers Beware

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Since the dawn of time, Southern California surfers have looked to one magical place for their fix of waves and Coronas – a majestic land where every beer comes with a free lap dance and every taco vender will send...

January 30, 2008

Plan Bs Keep the Weekend Alive

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Here's a common scenario: It's Friday night. You went to a few classes this week, maybe did some homework or studying and now it is time to go out and celebrate.

January 30, 2008