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February 19, 2008

Where’s the Rodeo?

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February 19, 2008

Armchair QB

By Staff

Since NBA players have no idea how to dance, the QB is offering his skills for next season’s game. Move over, LeBron, the QB does the seizure-dance better than anyone.

February 15, 2008

Roses Are Red…

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Oh my God. Two corrections in two days… copy staff, I officially rescind my Valentine to all of you. I have a job to do, I have adoring fans. Stop stealing my box! Also, news staff, how hard is it to get a quote ri...

February 15, 2008

Comics

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February 15, 2008

County Employee To Face Charges of Embezzlement

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County employee Steven Frank Ruiz, 39, was arrested earlier this week for allegedly embezzling $15,000 of county funds, the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Dept. announced yesterday.

February 15, 2008

Campus Comment: What was your best Valentine’s Day Memory?

By Staff

How do you feel about Valentine's Day?

February 15, 2008

Drink!

By Staff

February 15, 2008

From Alaska, With Love

By Staff

February 15, 2008

Snake Eyes

By Staff

Hey marketing department, the odds of winning that stupid dice game are 1 in 279,936. Stop wasting everyones time and find a new way to entertain the crowd.

February 14, 2008

Be My Valentine? (Only If You’re Hot Though)

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Sources around the office tell me that people have been looking for me at parties. Look, I get it. I love myself too. But you can’t expect the ‘Human to show up without an invite. I’m not a freshman, I ...

February 14, 2008

Denver vs. New Jersey

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People get shot in New Jersey. People eat burgers with briscuit on top in Dallas. Given these two choices, the QB has no problem with Devean George vetoing the Kidd trade to stay in Big D.

February 14, 2008

The Line-Up

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1. According to industry blog cinematical.com, the Two Coreys are set to reunite on the soon-to-be set of “Lost Boys 2: The Tribe.” Yes, that’s right, those Coreys. Allegedly, the film will hit video st...

February 13, 2008

Canadian Board Shorts

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Since the Nexus doesn't have a fashion section, I feel that I must take it upon myself to discuss a major fashion faux pas that I've seen far too much of over the past couple of weeks.

February 13, 2008

Cupid’s Arrow Comes in a Kegstand

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So, you think the guy you hook up with every other Thursday in the corner of Tonic is going to be your Valentine? Think again. No place in the country can compete with Isla Vista when it comes to celebrating the Fourth o...

February 13, 2008

Soccer Adds Star Recruits for 2008

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The UCSB men’s soccer team added recruits Bryan Dominguez and Danny Barrera to the roster for the upcoming season. Both players spent time with the U.S. Youth National Team over the past few years and look to help ...

February 13, 2008

Clean Air Bus Goes Up in Smoke

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Santa Barbara County firefighters responded to an acute case of irony yesterday when they arrived at the scene of a fiery Clean Air Express bus billowing thick plumes of black smoke into the air.