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January 5, 2010

What’s so bad about threatening to gun down your own teammate? Ludicrous! Absurd! Er … HIBACHI!

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January 5, 2010

UCen Employee Dies

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Sahel Jasmine Heydari, 19, died in a car accident on Dec. 10 while returning to her home in Cupertino, Calif. from Santa Barbara.

January 4, 2010

Armchair QB

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Pittsburgh needed Oakland to beat Baltimore in order to make the playoffs. Leaving your fate in JaMarcus Russell’s hands is a bad idea. Needless to say, the Steelers’ offseason is coming early.

December 3, 2009

Turds and Tulips

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Plump and juicy tulips to Dogtown, the newest eatery in Isla Vista. There’s just something about a sausage that makes our mouths water. Scared and confused turds to the UCSB alert system for its botched texts and e...

December 3, 2009

State Addresses Murder of Homeless Man

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The California Governor's office is offering a $25,000 reward for information about the murder of a homeless man in Isla Vista.

November 30, 2009

No Chime for Time as Tower Gets Fixed

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Storke Tower's bells will cease to toll for the next three weeks as construction crews work to repair the campanile.

November 30, 2009

Armchair QB

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So in honor of the 0-17 Nets, I wrote a haiku: Winless New Jersey Three coaches in one season? I believe in you

October 21, 2009

Suspicious Activity Prompts Warnings

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As police continue to investigate the cause of Monday's scare, university officials are questioning the effectiveness of the alert system that triggered the lockdown.

October 21, 2009

Collective Elects Yang as Chair

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Chancellor Henry T. Yang was elected chair of the prestigious Association of American Universities yesterday.

August 26, 2009

Who’s Who at UCSB…

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Henry T. Yang - Chancellor Henry Yang, who became UCSB's chancellor in 1994, oversees the administration of the university. In addition to being UCSB's chief administrator, Yang is an award-winning professor of mechanic...

June 23, 2009

They Made It!

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June 23, 2009

Gauchos Gone Pro

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Evan Patak -- Volleyball The former First Team All-American is now an integral part of the U.S. national team, and is sixth among all scorers in the World League. Chris Pontius and Eric Avila -- Soccer Two members of UC...

June 4, 2009

Turds and Tulips

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Turds: Rash, unjust turds to the supervisors for banning alcohol on I.V. beach. Floatopia was unexpectedly large this year, but we’re still adults and hitting us with punitive measures like this shows a major lack ...

June 4, 2009

Best of Police Blotter

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Wed., Oct. 15, 3:48 p.m. - Deputies enjoying a sunny Wednesday afternoon were called to duty when they witnessed a young lady struggling to walk near the intersection of Embarcadero del Norte and Picasso Road.

June 1, 2009

The 69th (?) Annual Nexus Sports Awards: The B Side

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With the end of the year at hand, the Daily Nexus sports editors give out awards to a select few athletes and coaches. Today, we tackle those of the less-relevant variety.

June 1, 2009

SB Slowed to Standstill

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This past weekend, the UC Santa Barbara track and field team sent several athletes to the NCAA Western Regional, which is the prerequisite tournament in order to reach the NCAA Championships. Athletes needed to place in ...