Tree Debris Obstructs Bike Path

February 9, 2010 by

Yesterday afternoon, a giant tree trunk fell down near the tunnel by UCSB Student Health.
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Armchair QB

February 8, 2010 by

The Saints won! And knowing New Orleans, the Superdome is about to be in worse shape due to post-game celebrations than it was after Katrina. Stealing a goal? Fuck that. How about stealing a dome?
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Roberts Wins Legal Suit Against McCaw

February 8, 2010 by

Jerry Roberts, former editor at the Santa Barbara News-Press, will receive nearly $750,000 in compensation following a legal battle with the paper's owner.
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Stimulus Gives More to Colleges

February 2, 2010 by

Under President Obama's proposed $3.8 trillion federal budget, unveiled yesterday, California students would benefit from a $3.9 billion increase in the state's Pell Grant funding.
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Budget Woes Rain on UCSB’s Parade…

February 1, 2010 by

Everyone knows the University of California is facing a major budget crisis. What people may not know, however, are the specific ways these issues are affecting UCSB. The Nexus asked faculty, staff an...
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Armchair QB

February 1, 2010 by

The AFC bested the NFC in an especially irrelevant edition of this year’s Pro-Bowl. With 34 players sitting out, the MVP ended up being Matt Schaub. That alone shows how little the game truly me...
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Armchair QB

January 27, 2010 by

The Raiders have hired Hue Jackson (not the Wolverine) to try and do for JaMarcus Russell what he did for Joe Flacco. That’s right, Joe “who?” Flacco is the new role model for the 20...
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Prizes Honor Young Researchers

January 25, 2010 by

UCSB's physics department garnered national fame last week when two of its junior faculty received prestigious awards in the field.
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Armchair QB

January 25, 2010 by

Another season-ending interception for Favre is like the groundhog seeing his shadow: Three more weeks of winter. Except in this case, winter means unbearable media fixation on retirement drama. Great...
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UC May See Increase in Enrollment

January 21, 2010 by

The UC Board of Regents considered relaxing the University's system-wide enrollment reduction target for the 2010-11 school year during yesterday's meeting at UC San Francisco.
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Surf’s Winter Wonderland

January 20, 2010 by

Life is full of little changes. In I.V., we tend to move every year to escape the filth that we have created, likely losing the ridiculously high security deposits that we have to pay to the sadistic ...
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Armchair QB

January 20, 2010 by

And now things get as petty as jilted middle school lovers talking smack to their friends. UT: "Lane smashed a leased Lexus!" Lane: "Yeah, well I was just using you so USC would like me!" Their words,...
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Armchair QB

January 14, 2010 by

Who cares about Lane Kiffin pissing off a bunch of Tennessean hicks? Fact is, that douchebag’s smoking hot wife is now only two hours out of I.V. MILF stalking? Oh yeah.
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Armchair QB

January 13, 2010 by

34-year-old Lane Kiffin has become the new head coach at USC, and he’s just in time! After all, soon he’ll be old enough for the the Trojan girls with Daddy issues to find him attractive. ...
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Governor Introduces New Financial Plan

January 11, 2010 by

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger submitted his 2010-11 budget proposal last Friday, outlining an 18 month plan to close the $19.9 billion gap.
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