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February 4, 2002

Feature Photo: “I Do”

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February 4, 2002

Feature Photo: Check This Out!

By Staff

February 1, 2002

I Am the Lizard King!

By Staff

WH: "Sorry Ray, I was imagining myself as a giant infectious microbe. That's how microbes talk."

February 1, 2002

Police Report

By Staff

Kraft Boy Can’t Hold It or Hack It At approximately 12:20 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 27, Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers patrolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Dr. observed an 18-year old male subject urinating on the wa...

January 31, 2002

All of These Are Deductable

By Staff

The weatherfund is tapped.

January 31, 2002

Jan. 31, 2002 – Feb. 6, 2002

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Thursday Are you “Running On Empty?” Tonight would be a great night to “Take It Easy” with legendary folk performer Jackson Browne. He’ll be performing a special, all-acoustic benefit concer...

January 30, 2002

Brine Shrimp Make Flamingos Pink

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I have several new friends. Last week I purchased and hatched sea monkeys, the playful sperm-like ambassadors of the deep.

January 29, 2002

Score One for Evil

By Staff

Congratulations to the campaign to recall 3rd District Supervisor Gail Marshall! With hard work, perseverance and cunning, you collected the 8,914 signatures needed to challenge the liberal supe.

January 29, 2002

Thighs of Steel

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Since the abduction of El Canario, I have obtained a new weathercycle. It is approximately 9 feet long, red and weighs about as much as a 1972 Volkswagon Beetle.

January 28, 2002

Weather Phone Transcript

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"Ring Ring" Me: "Hello." Telemarketer: "Hello, may I speak to a Weatherby Huuman."

January 28, 2002

Feature Photo: That’s The Way the Cliff Crumbles

By Staff

The bluff on the 6600 block of Del Playa loses another supporting chunk, causing the cliff to recede below this apartment complex's foundation.

January 25, 2002

This Time, Things Will be Different

By Staff

Every quarter I find myself falling into into the same study habits.

January 24, 2002

Anthrax Smanthrax

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The weatherpet uses biological weapons.

January 24, 2002

Feature Photo:You Make Bathtime Lots of Fun

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January 24, 2002

Jan. 24, 2002 – Jan. 30, 2002

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Thursday: All sobriety and no malt liquor makes UCSB a dull boy. It’s time to chase down that Natty Light with some intoxicating rhymes from Tha Liks, the collection of West Coast hip hoppers formerly known as Tha ...

January 23, 2002