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January 23, 2002

Sports Feature Photo: Whoa, These Bars are Parallel

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The #18 UCSB men's gymnastics team failed to pick up a victory in its first meet of the season, falling to #4 Cal by a score of 202.500 to 191.550. Berkeley has not lost a meet since 1999.

January 23, 2002

Men Should Have as Much Say in a Child’s Life as the Woman Has

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When criticisms are biased as so, it raises the question of equality and fairness. It is every person's invariable right to health and happiness; that cannot be argued.

January 23, 2002

Feature Photo: “I have a dream…”

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The Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity led a silent march yesterday to honor Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s life

January 23, 2002

thINK: Jan. 23, 2002

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January 23, 2002

Feature Photo: A Moment of Prayer

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Father Jon'Stephen Hedges bows his head while Goleta resident Loren Hicks says a prayer during a pro-life silent vigil in Storke Plaza on Tuesday night.

January 22, 2002

Keep Your Arms Inside the Car

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I honored Dr. King yesterday with a trip to every meteorologists' favorite theme park, Weather World.

January 18, 2002

12:00

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What To Do When I.V. Blacks Out Like A 120-pound Sorostitute Who’s Drank An Entire Bottle of GHB-Laced Bacardi 151: 1) Stop studying. You cannot study in the dark. 2) Call friends and carefully observe that, &#8220...

January 18, 2002

Sports Feature Photo: Time For a Turnaround

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January 18, 2002

Feature Photo: Freshly Squeezed

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January 17, 2002

Is That Your Final Answer?

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I figured out how to pay off the weatherloans.

January 17, 2002

Feature Photo: Take the Torch and Run

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January 17, 2002

Jan. 17 – Jan. 24

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Thursday Admit it, there’s something strangely exciting about mixing rock ‘n’ roll with cross-dressing. “Hedwig and the Angry Inch” blends the two perfectly. The film version of John Cameron...

January 16, 2002

Lecture Hall Hygiene

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There is no polite way to tell someone their stench is suffocating.

January 16, 2002

Sports Feature Photo: She Shoots, She Scores

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Senior forward Kayte Christensen has been on fire of late, scoring 70 points her last two games while shooting an astounding 29-32 in victories over Northridge and Arizona.

January 16, 2002

Feature Photo: Wok Rock

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Justin Badger, the lead singer of the band Stir Fry, serves up some ska and modern rock for a crowd of around a hundred Tuesday afternoon in Storke Plaza.

January 15, 2002

Billions Can’t Buy Beaches

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It's probably wrong to gloat when other people fail, but when a billionaire fails to keep the public off of the beach in front of her 25-acre estate, it's hard not to gloat.