I figured out how to pay off the weatherloans.

Fox’s new gameshow the chamber. Contestants are tortured in a device that simultaneously electrocutes, freezes, stabs, vibrates and rotates them as they answer pop culture trivia.

The experience is still far less annoying than spending 30 minutes with Regis Philbin.

Thursday’s Forecast: I don’t think I’ll do it. I hear if contestants die they steal their eggs or sperm to breed more game show contestants.