What To Do When I.V. Blacks Out Like A 120-pound Sorostitute Who’s Drank An Entire Bottle of GHB-Laced Bacardi 151:

1) Stop studying. You cannot study in the dark.

2) Call friends and carefully observe that, “Dude, the power just went out.”

3) Drink.

4)Conspire to loot town.

4) Streak instead.

5) Get it on with cute/crazy streaking partner.

6) Sleep through morning class.

7) Blame it on power outage.

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