What To Do When I.V. Blacks Out Like A 120-pound Sorostitute Who’s Drank An Entire Bottle of GHB-Laced Bacardi 151:
1) Stop studying. You cannot study in the dark.
2) Call friends and carefully observe that, “Dude, the power just went out.”
3) Drink.
4)Conspire to loot town.
4) Streak instead.
5) Get it on with cute/crazy streaking partner.
6) Sleep through morning class.
7) Blame it on power outage.
Friday’s Forecast: 12:00, 12:00, 12:00, 12:00, …
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
