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January 15, 2002

Comics: thINK

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January 15, 2002

Jan, 15 2002

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The officers found a bong in the living room upon entry. The only person home was a 20-year-old male who said the bong belonged to him. Later, the suspect said it was "the house bong."

January 15, 2002

Feature Photo: Honoring Peaceful Protests

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UCSB professor Robert Potter, head of the Peace Park Monument Committee, shows Congresswoman Lois Capps a model of the Peace Park monument in Corwin Pavilion.

January 14, 2002

The Cart of Darkness

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There are many professions which deal with the dark aspects of humanity: doctors, divorce lawyers and journalists are just a few.

January 14, 2002

They’re a Deal at $130.

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Sneakers reached the limits of tasteful, sensible design in the late eighties. Since then sneakers have splintered into the cross trainer, the tennis shoe, the basketball shoe ...

January 14, 2002

Sports Feature Photo: Put Your Knees In It

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January 14, 2002

Feature Photo: Take Me to Your Weeder

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Jeff and Lise Goddard from UCSB's Marine Science Institute document the frequency of sargassum muticum, or strangleweed, which was introduced to the area through Japanese oyster shipments in the 1940s.

January 11, 2002

Bwaaaa!

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The WeatherNeighbor got too drunk at the WeatherPad last night and awoke this morning with a wicked hangover. She ran to the bathroom to vomit, but one of the WeatherHousemates was already in there taking a shower. She b...

January 11, 2002

Leo Lydon’s Letter

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If I am not here then you are too late, I am gone and as you read this I do not want you to reflect on my last actions, but reflect upon any joy that I have brought you.

January 10, 2002

Plover Porno

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Plovers are chubby chasers. That is why most of Sands Beach is closed off. Too much exercise kills the erotic tension on the beach, destroying the plover’s natural chunky love. Flying, running or even shifting thei...

January 10, 2002

The Web Forum: Leo Lydon

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"Leo was one of my best friends. I knew him since he was seven. We went through so much together. I can't even start to tell any of you how much this really sucks."

January 10, 2002

Jan. 10 – Jan. 16

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Thursday, Jan. 10 Who would have thought that David Lynch could appeal to the masses? Perhaps best known for his enigmatic “Twin Peaks” television series, Lynch has always skirted the line between originality...

January 10, 2002

Sports Feature Photo: Gone Fishing

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January 9, 2002

Living With a Hernia

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The weatherpet is not a young guinea pig. He was confronted with this fact over Winter Break: one minute he was kicking and punching with Billy Blanks, the next he was futilely grasping at his side. The doctor poked the ...

January 9, 2002

Over-the-Counter Insurance

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The new year brings with it smarter birth control for Californians. As of Jan. 1, it is legal for every woman in the state to purchase the morning-after pill over the counter at her local pharmacy.

January 8, 2002