There are many professions which deal with the dark aspects of humanity: doctors, divorce lawyers and journalists are just a few.

I believe that not one of them experiences the evil that the sample people at Costco experience on a daily basis. This weekend I saw a 60-year-old lady run down a toddler for a cold, toaster-oven cooked one inch square of turkey burger on a toothpick. Yummy.

Monday’s Forecast: Monster truck shopping carts and cold four cheese ravioli (also on a toothpick).