The WeatherNeighbor got too drunk at the WeatherPad last night and awoke this morning with a wicked hangover. She ran to the bathroom to vomit, but one of the WeatherHousemates was already in there taking a shower.

She burst in anyway, assumed the yerking position, and began with a “Bwaaaa!” Then she did a “HuurrrlllGgggrrraa!”

She wasn’t the first one to use that toilet though. Behind the shower curtain the WeatherHousemate apologized. “Sorry, I forgot to flush. It messes up the hot water.”

Friday’s Forecast: Clean pipes.

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