Staff

August 28, 2002

Nexus Acronym Dictionary

By Staff

A guide to commom terms and slang used at UCSB.

June 26, 2002

Working-class Zero

By Staff

Before deciding what to do with my vacation, I asked the editor in chief how much I would be paid for this summer issue of the Nexus.

June 26, 2002

Slouching Away From Bedlam

By Staff

It's become fashionable now to rage against anything that has the name "David Attias" attached to it.

June 26, 2002

Summer Concert Guide

By Staff

For those ready to rock, we salute you. For the rest of you, here are some warm-ups. Concerts listed chronologically by date. Target demographics in italics.

June 26, 2002

Congress To Review Bush Plan for UC Labs

By Staff

President Bush proposed the creation of a national research center at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory dedicated to protecting Americans from biological weapons.

June 26, 2002

Summer Event Guide

By Staff

Artsweek recommends you leave your house occasionally. But hell, we don't. Listed chronologically by date.

June 26, 2002

Summer Movie Guide

By Staff

First, a word of advice - raise the armrests. Moveable armrests are a boon for anyone with an s/o and even a nanoliter of hormones. Even if you're alone, raise the armrests; knowing what you're missing might just be the ...

June 26, 2002

Summer Record Releases

By Staff

Artsweek entered into a psilocybin trance wherein all the secrets of the record labels were revealed unto us. Never ones to deprive the goody-two-shoes of titillating news from the future, we hereby give you a list of fo...

June 26, 2002

UC Briefs: June 26, 2002

By Staff

The spoof issue of UC Davis' student-run California Aggie has provoked an outcry that may send the incoming editor in chief searching for a new job.

June 6, 2002

It’s dead week folks. The showdown.

By Staff

UCSB is full of do-gooders. People who are trying to end disease, violence and oppression, people who want to save the world. I salute you for your efforts.

June 6, 2002

IVFP Re-Arrests Pike Member for Resisting

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Russell Bryant Lester, a 21-year-old UCSB junior and member of Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity, was arrested by Isla Vista Foot Patrol deputies on various drug-related charges on May 18.

May 31, 2002

Attack of the Carnivorous Weathercouch

By Staff

The weathercouch eats things. It's had several previous owners and when we got it, it came with a Gameboy, $1.75, and a remote for someone else's television.

May 31, 2002

Feature Photo: “Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, a Pirate’s Life for Me!”

By Staff

With ale in hand and the song from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean ride echoing across Storke Plaza, junior art studio major Nick Ko soaks in the sun.

May 31, 2002

Feature Photo: The Things a College Grad Can Do

By Staff

Senior psychology major Karen Booth wears Fatal Vision Goggles, which replicate being drunk, as she tries to put a condom on a dildo at UCSB's 21st annual Safe Graduation on Thursday in Storke Plaza.

May 29, 2002

You Know Who You Are

By Staff

All of your term papers are due this week

May 29, 2002

Staff Editorial: Pave the Way

By Staff

In exchange for the Ellwood Mesa, which will become an open recreational area, Goleta will appease the developers and UCSB with parcels of land for their building pleasure.