Before deciding what to do with my vacation, I asked the editor in chief how much I would be paid for this summer issue of the Nexus.

He gave me an answer and since starving wasn’t high on my list of summer plans, I frantically began searching for summer jobs.

The trickiest part of any job search is undoubtedly the standardized test. I feel your pain and I present you with the best trick questions from summer job applications:

Third Place: Who was the worst boss you’ve had? Why?

Second Place: Will you be forced to leave this job within two years? Yes or no.

First Place: Do you feel guilty often? Yes or no.