The weathercouch eats things. It’s had several previous owners and when we got it, it came with a Gameboy, $1.75, and a remote for someone else’s television.

Now our VCR remote is missing – and the VCR is the infernal kind that won’t work without the clicker. It’s been three weeks now. At this rate, I might actually have to study.

Friday’s forecast: Ninety percent chance of hitting the books. Oh wait! There it is.