S.F.

May 11, 2011

Love In The Light Ignites Passion And Illuminates Sexuality

By S.F.

Do you ever undress a hottie with your eyes and imagine what Shorty’d look like if she dropped ’em to the ground like she ain’t got manners? That does seem to be the goal doesn’t it — getting some sexy thing in...

May 4, 2011

Nexus Sex Columnist Thinks Missionary is For Squares

By S.F.

Just out of curiosity: When was the last time your fuck of the night bit your ear, whispered, “How do you want it?” and you responded, “Baby, give it to me in missionary. I really want to just lie here and take it ...

April 27, 2011

Renewing a Culture of Chivalry Recaptures Lost Romance

By S.F.

I hope all of you humpers had a very happy Easter and if you were giving up sex for Lent, I wish you a warm welcome back to the game. Where I live in Spain, this past Saturday was El Día de Sant Jordi, the Catalan pseud...

April 20, 2011

Stereotypes of Sexual Abstinence Harm Healthy Sexuality

By S.F.

My name is SF and I am celibate. It has been a ridiculously long time since my last penetration, and I am here to defend my choice of abstinence. I would first like to clarify that I am in no way claiming any kind of bor...

April 6, 2011

Disciplined Religious Chastity Captivates the Promiscuous

By S.F.

The life of an exchange student is a constant influx of new experiences, knowledge, food, ideas and people — basically whatever you can put into your mouth, grab by the hand or both.

March 30, 2011

Sex Columnist Kisses a Girl and Likes It: The Beauty of Exploration

By S.F.

Doctor, here are my symptoms: I am confused, I’m questioning my identity and ability to reason and my genitals are swelling up like an ocean wave at the sight of a hot chick.

March 2, 2011

Cheaters Never Prosper, Especially in the Bedroom

By S.F.

In school we are taught that cheating is an extremely severe offense punishable with failure and in some cases expulsion, but how many of you sneaky bastards have gotten away with a little dishonesty from time to time?

February 16, 2011

Feminist Misconceptions Marginalize Mutual Pleasure and Sexual Equality

By S.F.

What does a feminist look like? Is it a dirty, Birkenstock-wearing, peace, love and happiness hippie with hairy armpits and a hairier bush? Why do we have this image of what feminism might mean?

February 14, 2011

Valentine’s Day: For Love or Lust?

By S.F.

So what’s thepremise of thisholiday again? A littlenaked flying cherub babyis shooting harmless peoplewith a medieval war weapon toconfuse their sense of free willin commemoration of an entirelyunrelated Greek Orthodox...

February 9, 2011

Bodily Nether Regions Need Not Be Neglected in Sexual Exploration

By S.F.

What if I told you there was still an undiscovered foreign land just waiting for the next Columbus to conquer it? Well get ready all you Magellans, because it’s time to go all Lewis and Clark on … the butthole.

February 2, 2011

Going Down Onto the Finer Techniques of Fellatio

By S.F.

Warning: The following content may contain offensive material and be inappropriate for, say, my parents. Seriously, just stop now, Mom and Dad — this isn’t helping any of us.

January 26, 2011

Wise Women Indifferent to the Extra Long Schlong

By S.F.

If you were to order the perfect dick, what would it look like? I honestly don’t think I could say exactly.

January 19, 2011

Heterosexual Bias Infects Culture, Silences LGBT Lifestyles

By S.F.

I have let you down, but I want to try to make it up to you by addressing my awareness and understanding of the issue at hand.

January 12, 2011

Shameless Pleasures Soothe Casual Sexual Encounters

By S.F.

Here’s a question for the men in the audience: How many times have you masturbated?

January 11, 2011

More Than Friends, Less Than Fun

By S.F.

Aristotle once said, “Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.” A poetic, moving assessment, but I have to wonder: Did Aristotle ever decide to fuck one of these friends he was renting half of his soul out...

November 17, 2010