I am so full of Panda Express
How does one maintain
Existence in this pain?
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Dazed and confused, Mate spoke only in tongues for 22 minutes until he was doused with a gallon of whole milk someone bought from 7-Eleven. Brains everywhere were scrambled. Only then did the question...
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The UCSB campus community was recently given the news that our very own top dawg, Chancellor Yang, was given a raise.
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Dedicated to that one rock by the Arbor and some tree that looks like all of the other trees on campus, the new sides of the library have already made an impact on student life.
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Kathleen Santacruz breaks the silence and reflects on her troubling experience getting vaccinated.
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Anticipation is rising among UC Santa Barbara students who have chosen to stay at home during the pandemic, many of them freshman who have never been to campus. We at Nexustentialism decided to lend a...
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According to our sources, partiers are unable to spell difficult words like “vaccination” or “empathy,” and they can’t differentiate between “your” and “you’re,” which should have ...
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