Dining Halls Ranked by Someone Who Hasn’t Been to Any of Them

Anticipation is rising among UC Santa Barbara students who have chosen to stay at home during the pandemic, many of them freshman who have never been to campus. We at Nexustentialism decided to lend a...
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Inspiring! Ex-COVID Partygoer Learns New Skill: How To Have Compassion for Others

According to our sources, partiers are unable to spell difficult words like “vaccination” or “empathy,” and they can’t differentiate between “your” and “you’re,” which should have ...
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