Local frat disbanded for hazing after making pledges go to class

February 22, 2024 by

“The rituals that DAD was making their pledges do were straight up inhumane and physically impossible for many of them.”
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Five nights at FT: Avoiding the RA’s when I’m blackout drunk

January 25, 2024 by

The mere two times a week that I inflict a near-death experience upon myself with Tito’s mixed with stolen DLG cranberry cocktail, how are the RAs suddenly there?
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LovedIn: how to find romance on networking websites

January 19, 2024 by

Gauchos, it’s time to get professional. It’s time to connect. It’s time to slide into those LinkedIn DMs.
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Call to action: We need to keep talking about Barbenheimer

November 6, 2023 by

As UC Santa Barbara’s class of 2027 sat for their convocation ceremony in Week 0, they were blessed to receive an extremely hilarious speech from Chancellor Henry T. Yang. Amongst his timely referen...
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‘Gauchos DTF?’ How to solicit sex on the class of ‘27 Snapchat story

October 29, 2023 by

As UC Santa Barbara’s coolest and sexiest new students adjust to their college lifestyles, the class of 2027 goes to new lengths in order to find sex without having to look each other in the eyes. I...
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