What Women Really Want

January 29, 2003 by

I've decided that women are crazy. I know this because I am crazy. Sometimes I think I should take myself out on a date because I'm the only one who would truly understand the capacity of my insanity...
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No Matter How Old You Are, No Still Means No

January 22, 2003 by

I must have a sign on my forehead that reads, "Please sexually harass me if you are over 40 and you love to go to 634 on college night. I'm desperate."
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Is That a Pole in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

January 15, 2003 by

I was watching the movie "Striptease" over break and I realized two things immediately: a) "Why the hell am I watching this?" and b) "Wow, I've always wanted to twirl around on a pole like that."
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For Some, There Is Beauty in the Beast

January 8, 2003 by

"Man, I need to get laid." Walking down DP on a Saturday night, this might be a typical comment for a frat boy. However, when driving your somewhat neurotic frat brother back to Berkeley in the middle...
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The Wednesday Thursday Hump: Not Quite Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover

December 5, 2002 by

Breaking up is a typical Fall Quarter event. And the best part is, it always tends to happen a few days before you plan to study for finals. Breaking up is also an art - not a thing most people recogn...
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This Thanksgiving, Remember: Be Thankful for Hairy Heinies

November 26, 2002 by

Thanksgiving marks the return of home and everything familiar that comes along with home. Including your ex.
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Language of Love Comes With Accents

November 20, 2002 by

Apparently, sex columns have been invading college newspapers all over the country. Little Carrie Bradshaw and Sex and the City fans are infiltrating good news space.
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I Hate You, So Take Your Pants Off

November 13, 2002 by

And nothing is better than a little make-up sex. Breaking up is hard to do, but the sex afterwards usually makes it worthwhile.
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Keep Your Orifices Open

November 5, 2002 by

There is a sad truth to life around here: Despite being in one of the most open sexual times in history, we are still horribly sexually repressed.
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These Tasty Oral Tips Come Straight From the Horse’s Mouth

October 30, 2002 by

An Isla Vista Halloween brings out the Britney in every girl who would otherwise dress no sexier than a pencil case. It can bring the 6-foot-tall bong out in every male daydreamer. It is a time of mys...
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Follow These Few Oral Truths on Your Way to a Satisfying Burrito

October 23, 2002 by

Oral sex is something most women long for but are often deprived of. It seems in these sad and scary times that many men think lickin' some box is demeaning and not something to be proud of.
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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream – Just Not in My Room

October 16, 2002 by

We've all had them. Those bastard roommates who just plain don't give a shit if you are so close to them you can smell the alcohol on their breath as they are screwing the vagina off someone.
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When He Can’t Do the Job, Call Your Battery-Powered Friend

October 9, 2002 by

Why is it so difficult for girls to have orgasms? Why is that men seem to be able to find pleasure in any light stimulation whatsoever? It has to be one of the most common questions asked of women in ...
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Use Water-Based Lubrication to Ease the Bump, Grind and Slide

October 2, 2002 by

Let me give you freshmen a little something to contemplate about before going to town on your first anal adventure: Getting it up the pooper sucks without the proper lubrication.
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UCs Collaborate on Survey to Examine Students’ Experiences

May 21, 2002 by

The University of California has received approximately 17,000 responses from students participating in a survey that could potentially impact future undergraduate education and is the first general s...
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