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Never Mind Integrity, Here’s Some Cash

January 21, 2004 by

Former Sex Pistols frontman Johnny Rotten has agreed to appear in the British version of "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"
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Daily Nexus Corrections

January 20, 2004 by

In the January 16 article, "High-Tech DNA," several facts regarding DNA were misstated. A DNA molecule consists of two long chains of nucleotides, not amino acids. Also, adenine pairs with thymine, an...
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Correction: It’s Tuesday

January 20, 2004 by

Nothing for you today. I tried fitting a joke in this "space," but found it impossible. I hate corrections.
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Double Bastard

January 16, 2004 by

Birthday time again. You know how the 'human feels about birthdays. Only this time, it's all doubled - the joy, the madness, the fear and hating - all doubled.
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Running on Rocket Fuel

January 15, 2004 by

So now Bush is all jazzed about landing us on Mars. Will someone please tell him that's not where the candy bars come from?
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Propaganja

January 14, 2004 by

From the Stranger Than Fiction file: I was perusing the rack of informative pamphlets at Student Health. Got to skip over the STD rack - the only benefit of genderless 'humanism.
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Early Bird Gets the Worm

January 13, 2004 by

Congratulations to Craig Belon for winning himself a big ol' bag of dank bin candy by spotting the new Nexus font and getting to the office to report it all by 10 a.m.
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Come On Down

January 12, 2004 by

It's time to see if anyone is paying attention.
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Speaking My Language

January 9, 2004 by

Made it through the first week. It's nice to be back in school. In case you didn't notice, the 'human didn't have much to say on the academic front last quarter. Yeah. Didn't do too well.
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Inquiring ‘Humans Want to Know

January 7, 2004 by

You didn't think the weatherhuman was going to miss Britney's wedding day did you? No sir, I was there. I rode in on the same cold wind that will soon blow her completely out of the music business and...
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Mad, You Say?

January 7, 2004 by

Good to see that DNA testing has determined that one crazy cow was from Canada. I knew no American would carry that irrational disease.
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No Cost, No Receipt

January 5, 2004 by

Back to school time - I'd call it Hell if it weren't so fucking freezing outside.
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Now it’s Time to Relax

January 5, 2004 by

Feeling better today. Feeling like it's good to be home (when you've been here as long as the 'human has, this is home).
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Wal-Martyred

December 4, 2003 by

Did you hear about the lady who got trampled at Wal-mart by maniacs in pursuit of DVD players on sale for $30?
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Thanks for Leaving

November 25, 2003 by

Oh, boy, just one more day until break. I can't wait to stuff my belly and pass out in front of the TV with Dad and Gramps.
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