Never Mind Integrity, Here’s Some Cash

Former Sex Pistols frontman Johnny Rotten has agreed to appear in the British version of “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!”

Well, that makes at least one more person I’ve heard of in the British version than in the American one. But, man, it’s hard seeing the once prince of punk whoring himself to network TV with the other D-listers.

Yeah, punk’s not dead. And reality TV is about reality.

Wednesday’s forecast: A hardcore punker reads the above line and gets so angry he can’t finish his Wendy’s.