From the Stranger Than Fiction file:

I was perusing the rack of informative pamphlets at Student Health. Got to skip over the STD rack – the only benefit of genderless ‘humanism.

Came to the drug rack, a whole row of little books on the dangers of everything from gooms to toot. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you should read the pamphlets. Nothing on marijuana, though. Hmm… can’t think of anything to say?

Wednesday’s forecast: “LSD and drugs like it have been tickets to ride on the Grand Tour of human consciousness for eons,” says a Student Health booklet published by the (are you fucking serious?) “Do It Now Foundation.”