Weather

Secretly Not a Blond(e)?

June 3, 2004 by

Like, oh my god, it's time for a new weatherhuman!!! I'm totally sure I'll be able to keep my gender unknown next year! I can totally keep a secret... like when Ashley and Brad hooked up at Ashley's p...
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Goodbye from the Box

May 28, 2004 by

Bye, Nexites. We did it every night, and we did it good. Funny, fearless geniuses who can handle their liquor - I'd be lucky to work with a group like you again.
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Shake on It

May 27, 2004 by

Two days left, and I'm getting all emotional. The guy from I.V. Bakery called in response to yesterday's box, offering 10 cents for every time I visited the store.
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Tick, Tick, Tick

May 26, 2004 by

With three days left in my career, here are three things I've been meaning to get off my chest. I have to tell the lady at I.V. Bakery that I've noticed her habit of shorting me by 10 cents on my chan...
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Riding the Short Bike

May 25, 2004 by

Did you see Bush on TV last night, with his face all scraped up from a bike crash? I'm not going to give him a hard time for it because I got a pretty bad bump on the head from a crash on DP a while b...
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Coming Soon: The Weather Reader

May 24, 2004 by

Look up at the Nexus staff box today. You'll see a bunch of new names in new places, as we turn over the staff and get ready for next year.
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Self Examination

May 21, 2004 by

When my teacher announced in class yesterday that the quiz we had scheduled for that day was postponed, people immediately started getting up and heading for the exits.
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Talk Amongst Yourselves

May 20, 2004 by

I see more unicyclists on campus these days. I saw a guy yesterday that looked like he was riding the damn thing for the first time. "That guy is cool, his day at school is like a fucking thrill ride,...
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Leftovers

May 19, 2004 by

NBC extended Carson Daly's contract to host "Last Call" through 2007. In related news, the weatherhuman extended its personal commitment to change the channel immediately at the end of Conan O'Brien t...
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Don’t Get Between the ‘Human and Its Hog

May 18, 2004 by

Who wants to do a good deed by helping out the 'human? Nobody? Ok, who wants to be the 'human for a day and say whatever the hell you want to the whole campus? That's better.
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Civil War

May 17, 2004 by

So I've heard from a lot of people who were apparently upset by my "NorCal" remarks on Friday. I just wanted to say it was all in the name of sport, and I in no way intended to portray NorCal as infer...
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In Your Eye

May 14, 2004 by

I love I.V. the most when the Lakers win a big game. I love laughing at the NorCals who pick a new team to root for each week (whoever the Lakers are playing) and talk shit just because there's less t...
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Get Your Ass Back to Work

May 13, 2004 by

The Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation announced the end of a moratorium on the production of porn films yesterday.
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Effed Up Stuff

May 12, 2004 by

I don't mean to be a downer, but I've been finding it damn hard to get in the joke telling mood lately. Do you see the headlines on this page? Or the ones that led up to them?
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Hold the Line

May 11, 2004 by

Our cheerleading team is having tryouts soon. I'm told you're guaranteed a spot on the squad if you can name one UCSB team worth cheering about.
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