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SafeSpace

May 22, 2007 by

Changing its tune from an original refusal, MySpace has agreed to cooperate with a myriad of attorneys general across the country and hand over information gathered about identified sex offenders with...
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That’s My Bush

May 21, 2007 by

President George W. Bush's office and former President Jimmy Carter slung mud at each other's presidencies this weekend, which really is like K Fed and Britney arguing over who the better parent is.
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Got Change? Change?

May 18, 2007 by

The 'human is looking for a quick buck, and working at the Nexus, surprisingly, isn't a good place to start looking.
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Boomail

May 17, 2007 by

Umail doesn't seem like home any more, what with the required password change (so long, "weather69"), the bulging box of junk mail and University Announcements that in a few weeks will no longer apply...
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Spelling Bee-utiful

May 16, 2007 by

After listening to Fergie's "Fergilicious" and "Glamorous" songs, the 'human can't help but be impressed with her and her friends' spelling abilities.
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On the Menu

May 15, 2007 by

"Sex" is the most commonly entered term in search engines.
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Rain, Rain, Go Away

May 14, 2007 by

Due to budget constraints the Weathercolumn has been outsourced to India for $4 an hour.
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Meals on Wheels

May 11, 2007 by

This Weathercoupon good for one meal at the "2007 Cookout Protest," hosted by the 'human and held across the way from the anti-nuclear weapons hunger strikers/people in need of a crash diet posing as ...
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I See Dead Hobbits

May 10, 2007 by

Currently number two on the New York Times best sellers hardcover fiction list is the recently released novel, The Children of Húren, written by a man (J.R.R. Tolkien, sound familiar?) who died o...
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Darkness Falls

May 9, 2007 by

Last night blew up like an embassy in Africa.
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Vocab Quiz

May 8, 2007 by

Part two of the two-day series looking into my past makes the 'human rather anxious; there are hunger-striking hippies to make fun of.
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Cruisin’ For a Forecast

May 7, 2007 by

A ska band is playing at Extravaganza? Welcome back to eighth grade.
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Nice Article, Pointdexters

May 4, 2007 by

Ah, the Queer Wedding. The only place outside of Facebook where dozens of straight girl couples can be publicly seen in joke relationships.
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A Weather Distraction

May 3, 2007 by

Midterms. Ya know?
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Point and Match

May 2, 2007 by

Nothing turns the 'mate on more than a good, illogical argument leading to the 'human's mind being twisted around willy-nilly like a monochromatic Rubik's Cube.
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