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Weatherhuman and the Angry Inch

September 26, 2001 by Staff

People fucked up, so I have no space today.
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Pot Smokers Beware: Help May Be on Its Way

September 25, 2001 by Staff

"A possible pot vaccine! Oh god, the horror, the humanity! Kids in twenty years could be inoculated at birth against T.B., polio, tetanus, marijuana, cocaine, speed and everything else."
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I Have a Gut-Instinct for Dinner

September 25, 2001 by Eric Simons

I'd be holding a knife, distastefully looking at the fish, trying to put it out of its misery quickly by stabbing it in the brain.
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Fluffy Bunnies and Things You Don’t See Enough of Here

September 25, 2001 by Staff

If you're not shouting out at the top of your lungs about what pisses you off or what makes you happy, then you're letting some anonymous coward speak for you by scribbling "profound" half-truths on t...
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UCSB Nooks, Crannies

September 25, 2001 by Staff

As students, we are constantly looking to ease the stress and monotony of our scholastic lives; sex on campus is the perfect solution. There's a special place on campus for every position and rhythm.
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The Ironic Truth About the Exclusiveness of Recent American Unity

September 25, 2001 by Staff

I was disgusted by this e-mail because it forced me to realize that Muslims in America have been robbed of their basic human rights to practice their own beliefs.
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Rally Around the Flag in Storke Plaza Thursday; Celebrate Being American

September 25, 2001 by Staff

Never before have I seen such an outpouring of love for this country, and we all know that we need it now more than ever before.
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Associated Snakes and Rikki-Tiki Redistricting

September 25, 2001 by Staff

I'm not a spiritual man, but some ancestral Catholic part of my brain tells me the heat is the slow simmer of purgatory. I sit roasting in those meetings and wonder if I've sinned or if I'm just a tou...
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Students Shouldn’t Let an Act of Terror Fuel the Fires of Hate

September 24, 2001 by Brandon Brod

I am worried about members of our community who come from Arabian or Moslem backgrounds. I have no doubt that the overwhelming majority of our community will carefully consider their words and would c...
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Pride and Disgrace in the War on Terrorism

September 24, 2001 by Ladan Moeenziai

When I hear things like "carpet bomb Afghanistan" or, as one articulate Louisiana senator asked, have all people wearing "diapers" on their head be checked out, I think that it is nothing but ignoranc...
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Battered and Bloody, Maybe, But Americans Are Not Beaten

September 24, 2001 by Henry Sarria

We've overcome adversity and tragedy on many occasions in the past and each time we've become stronger from the experience. This current tragedy will be no exception.
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Injustice, We Trust

September 20, 2001 by Staff

On August 22, the UCSB administration announced that it had greatly expanded its authority to punish students' off-campus deeds under a policy called "extended jurisdiction."
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Another Year of Minors Not in Possession of Brains

September 20, 2001 by Staff

The young girl sits dejectedly on the curb, possibly 17, but probably not. The cops decide to keep her fake I.D., and I laugh a little.
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Weather

September 20, 2001 by Staff

The ex-weatherhuman told a lot of dick and fart jokes. Students loved it because they’re dick and fart people who’ve simply learned too many synonyms. They want sophisticated variations su...
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Be It Ever So Trashy, There’s No Place Like I.V.

September 20, 2001 by Marisa Lagos

It's a community. There's not too many of them left. And it's small, so you can hear your neighbor's problems, and they become yours too. That's not always a bad thing, because it means that in additi...
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