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Opinion
"I want to thank you all for your very generous contributions so that my drive was only five minutes," Bush said.
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"Write a column about your penis." This is what Opinion editor Curtis says when I ask him what the most memorable column of the year should be about.
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Life is truly a miracle and should be respected as such. Unwanted children will not find the love waiting for them that they deserve.
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Why should one need an advanced degree in physics in order to ask a question at a press conference and receive respectful consideration?
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Admittedly, after reading numerous Nexus articles regarding the new president's goals, I was beginning to doubt the way Associated Students would function next year.
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Petroleum jelly is sick. Everyone knows it’s for lubricating a) your skin, or b) your baby-maker.
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After being elected to become the next Associated Students president, I expected the media to start calling so that they could misquote me.
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Joke: What is worse than an alcoholic? A Gauchoholic! What is worse than a Gauchoholic? A Gauchoholic as Associated Students president!
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Recently, the Daily Nexus refused to publish an ad submitted by David Horowitz titled, "10 Reasons Reparations for Slavery is a Bad Idea - And Racist Too."
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For want of a more direct way to express my gratitude, I would like to use this letter to thank the gardeners at UCSB for their incessant work on campus.
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Continually, we see articles and commentary that support the racist construction of "color blindness."
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Have you heard about the UC Regents lifting the ban on Affirmative Action? Martin Luther King Jr. himself would be disgusted.
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A long time ago, the Weatherroomates and I decided not to get cable. In a normal town, we would get four semi-clear channels and two squiggily ones.
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The Regent's failure to vote in favor of human rights and the environment is an insult to humanity that crosses all lines of identity, be they racial, ethnic, national, religious, philosophical or pol...
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