WeatherLonghand is almost as recognizable as the scrawlings of a dyslexic howler monkey. I use my chickenscratch sandscrit style to great effect, as revenge during midterms.

The thicker the course reader, the more the WeatherEssays look like Sanskrit.

Giving bad professors migraines with their own tests is a moral victory of sorts – if not an upholdance of the ancient “eye for an eye” WeatherCode.

Thursday’s Forecast: Blue-book migraines long overdue for all those stupid, thick readers.