Opinion
There sure were a lot of people dressed up as mean cops this weekend. I had no idea the costume was so popular. The mean cops had talent too – they never drank, or danced, or even cracked a smil...
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Did you know that many graduate students (especially TAs) have to pay more than half their monthly salary in order to afford housing in the community?
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My problem is not so much with reality television. It's more with the fact that it's hard to find anything else on sometimes.
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What role does energy play in your life? What role does oil play in the lives of those around the world?
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150 to 200 parking spaces are to be eliminated in December, and the administration does not have plans to replace them. This is gross mismanagement on the part of the administration and shows a seriou...
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In a development that should surprise no one, UCSB's administrators, professors and staffers can't agree where to park it or how to pay for it.
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"Man you've got glasses I don't wanna hurt you," he stutters, adding "I'm Hawaiian, you don't wanna mess with me."
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This project would provide 972 beds for single graduate students over a 312,610-square foot area, on what is currently Storke Field.
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Whenever midterms are pinning me down, I try to get some perspective. It could be worse. Atrsweek editor Eric James, for example, just got her wallet stolen in Hollywood by a 7-foot tall drag queen cr...
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Since I'm a tall, lanky fucker, I keep my booty-shakin' subtle. Tall, lanky people look like morons when they flap their limbs around the dance floor.
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While I have never met Alice, I'm convinced that she is a bitter, cynical person who believes that she is better than everyone else.
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I'm sure you'll get better adjusted to campus life and maybe even parties. You may eventually start going to 8 a.m. classes in your pajamas like the rest of us rather than in make-up.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
