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The Most Unkindest Cut of All

The weathercavemates have taken to loaning out important dishes. Slowly but surely, the entire nonedible contents of our kitchen are disappearing.
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Go to Hell

On Dec. 13, UC Regent Ward Connerly appeared on "Wolf Blitzer Reports" and issued a halfhearted defense for the comments made by Sen. Trent Lott during Strom Thurmond's birthday party.
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No Matter How Old You Are, No Still Means No

I must have a sign on my forehead that reads, "Please sexually harass me if you are over 40 and you love to go to 634 on college night. I'm desperate."
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We Came, We Saw, We Dot-commed; Could You Spare a Nickel?

Oh to be a dot-commer when the world was rife with stock options, catered two-hour lunches and, last but not least, jobs. That was then and this is now.
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War in Iraq? Yes, Just as Long as It Doesn’t Come Back Home

The only point on which I could find agreement with the handful of war protesters and pacifists on the central coast is that war should be avoided at all costs on the North American continent.
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Tobacco Is Much Better at Causing Cancer Than Marijuana

One of the arguments against the use of marijuana for any reason is its carcinogenic potential. Prohibition supporters often cite that marijuana smoke has even more cancer-causing compounds than does ...
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Drugstore Cowboy: Real Reality Television

A row of hooting and hollering in what must have been the deepest voices these freshmen could've mustered went up, and a circle developed out at the balcony overlooking the ocean.
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I’m Busy Saturday… I’m Busy a Lot.

I hate cell phones. I'm not talking about how they ring in the middle of an exam or how they play horrifying renditions of "Scotland the Brave." I'm talking about the automatic redial function.
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Booze, Pot Are Not the Best Way to a Higher Degree

We are not bettering ourselves through this endless process of drinking and using drugs, but are merely repeating what the students before us have done.
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War With Iraq May Not Be So Highly Illogical

I do not agree with many of the policies the government has enacted since his election, but I think it is unfortunate that it appears students' disapproval of Bush in general leads them to automatical...
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The Recreation Center Is Expanding, You Dumb Bell

With the university's ever-growing student population, buildings cannot be expected to spring up overnight to compensate for the increasing crowds.
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Patriot Act Transforms Our Uncle Sam Into a Peeping Tom

There's plenty of documentation that our own country has had a curious history of supporting terrorist regimes for the last 20-30 years.
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Absence of Borders Is Not Proof of a Nation’s Absence

The conversation between the professor and the student is perfectly legitimate, and does not a priori imply that the sovereign state of Israel should be removed from the map.
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Weekend

If you're reading this, you missed out on the chance for a four-day weekend. But instead you're in class right now or studying in the UCEN. Way to screw it up for the rest of us.
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