To give credit where credit is due, I’d like to thank the A.S. Program Board for showing “Bowling for Columbine” last night.

Ironically the struggle for tickets was nearly enough to make one resort to gun violence.

Yes it’s a lame joke. And if you don’t get it, you should go see the movie.

Wednesday’s forecast: Man, that was lame. Well, you can’t hit ’em all.