Opinion

February 19, 2003

Guys Go Nuts When Ladies Go Balls Out

By Beth Van Dyke

Testicles. Tea bag. Penis Pillow. The Juice Crew. Nuggets. Rocky Mountain Oysters. Fluid Friends. We girls can easily forget how much attention we should be paying to them, but believe me, the man never forgets.

February 18, 2003

Drugstore Cowboy: Phinding Valentine’s Day

By Cory Anthony

Malibu, 5:10 p.m., Feb. 14: Valentine's Day. Having been delayed en route to the Phish show at the Great Western Forum in Los Angeles, we have stopped to watch the sunset in a park across PCH from Pepperdine.

February 18, 2003

A Matter of Time

By system

People have various ways of stopping to evaluate their lives. Some folks find it useful to consider their financial security, their relationships or their work.

February 18, 2003

Lecturer Contributes Nothing New to Palestine-Israel Debate

By Josh Hoffman Mar Logrono Nico Pitney David Reeves

If the article (Daily Nexus, "Lecturer Gives Pro-Israel Perspective," Feb. 13, 2003) quotes Prager's words correctly, there was nothing fresh nor in depth about it but a basic rehashing of mainstream media commentary.

February 18, 2003

If You Don’t Like the Food at Sushi Teri, Then Don’t Eat There

By Leslie Shultz

This is in response to Jon Morin's letter (Daily Nexus, "Sushi Teri Stinks Worse Than Any Raw Fish in the World," Feb. 10, 2003).

February 14, 2003

He Said: Valentine’s Day Is a Time …

By Steven Ruszczycky

Couples have long been persecuted for their desire to join in a monogamous parallel construction. The jealousy and derision that those restricted to unitary self-relation feel has often forced couples to obfuscate their ...

February 14, 2003

I’ll love you forever

By system

Alright, I'll make it simple: The problem with Valentine's Day at this university is that most people's idea of a long-term relationship is tantric sex.

February 14, 2003

She Said: Valentine’s Day Is a Time …

By Jaime Morrow

I'm going to make a revolutionary proposal: Valentine's Day isn't, and doesn't have to be, all about chocolate reminders of romance or enough roses to turn the Queen of Hearts' garden into a barren wasteland.

February 14, 2003

Sometimes a Good Protest Makes All the Difference

By Travis Galdieri

The power of public protest has had a much more significant impact on the American social structure and cultural consciousness than offered by James Beach in his article "Conservatives May Be Wrong; But They Do It Right"...

February 13, 2003

Living Without Vowels: In All the Wrong Places

By Steven Ruszczycky

Fuzzy things are ever so charming. You'd be hard-pressed to find someone with a flaming hatred for bunnies or kittens. Many folks even take to stroking a full lint trap with tender care and adoration when no one else is ...

February 13, 2003

A Toot ‘ll Do

By system

People take themselves too seriously nowadays. With a looming war, the economy what it is and the gloomy weather, we've seemed to have lost our sense of humor. My solution: People should fart more.

February 13, 2003

U.S. Doesn’t Have a Frog Leg to Stand On Compared to France

By Sina Farzaneh

I happen to agree with Henry Sarria that, from an American perspective, the stereotypical French person is both arrogant and hypocritical. But let's talk about these two characteristics for a moment.

February 13, 2003

Column Misses the Mark on Moore’s Intention

By Luke Chamberlin

It's interesting to me that he would see the film as an attempt to "engender" mass appeal for the gun control movement. What struck me most about "Bowling for Columbine" was the complete absence of the subject.

February 13, 2003

Feeding the Homeless Takes a Whole Lot More Than Food

By Chris Omer

It is a beautiful thing to feed people who otherwise would be dumpster-diving or simply going without in the morning. It is also a beautiful thing to build community by bringing different people together when everything ...

February 13, 2003

This Friday Celebrate Vaginas, Honor Vaginas, Love Vaginas

By Stephanie Griesmer

The most exciting month of the year is here, so get ready and come participate!V-Day, known to some as Valentine's Day, is approaching fast, reminding all of us of love and happiness, but also of the staggering sexual as...

February 12, 2003

You Dare Insult Me Almonds?

By system

It's these cold winter days that make me wish I had an elephant to ride to class. I would name it Gšr Thundertrunk, and together we would trample our foes beneath us.