People take themselves too seriously nowadays. With a looming war, the economy what it is and the gloomy weather, we’ve seemed to have lost our sense of humor.

My solution: People should fart more.

The sound is a sure way to generate miles of smiles and the smell would give us something to talk about besides Iraq.

How many of you wouldn’t laugh if your professor let a few juicy ones rip in between lines of Shakespeare or Milton?

Today’s forecast: Windy. Very windy.