Alright, I’ll make it simple:
The problem with Valentine’s Day at this university is that most people’s idea of a long-term relationship is tantric sex.
Friday’s forecast: Happy Valentine’s Day. Happy Valentine’s Weekend for those of you in “long-term relationships.”
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
