Opinion
Do you ever find yourself studying on a Friday night, or taking notes whilst your buddies take keg stands? Or, perhaps, question if life is really worth living on a daily basis? If so, you are probabl...
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At 989 acres - equivalent to a little over 1.5 square miles - UCSB's campus is, at the outset of everyone's college career, an intimidating landscape. After becoming familiar with the Davidson Library...
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I can't help but chuckle at wannabe campus revolutionaries sporting their bright red Che Guevara T-shirts on campus - or anywhere, for that matter. These young radicals feel the best way to make their...
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The Recording Industry Association of America is pathetic. Its workings: pitiful. Its people: disgusting.
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Dear Isla Vista Friends,
I have been honored to serve the UCSB and I.V. communities for the past three years as Third District Supervisor. Although I will not be running for office again, I would sti...
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In ("Government Fines UC Over Los Alamos Lab," Daily Nexus, Wednesday, Oct. 3) the Daily Nexus reports that ongoing mismanagement issues continue to plague the Los Alamos National Laboratory's nuclear...
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Welcome back Gauchos! I hope all of you had a great summer and I offer a special welcome to all students who are new to UCSB. As many of you know, UCSB holds a special place in my heart. My husband Wa...
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In February of 2006, the House of Representatives voted 216-214 for traditional analog television broadcasters to clear the 700 MHz spectrum by Feb. 17, 2009. George W. Bush signed the proposal into l...
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Who needs an alarm clock when you have roommates who, upon first wake, bust out the grinder for us to bake?
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If a student wanted to get educated, how should he or she go about it? Most undergraduates follow the path of least resistance, getting processed rather than educated. One can get a degree without lea...
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This past summer, millions of Americans watched "SiCKO," Michael Moore's admittedly tendentious, although not inaccurate, exposé of the American health care industry. There is a palpable desire f...
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OK... I know that the Arbor and the UCen are prime locations for scoping out all the people rushing from Jamba Juice to their next class in Ellison Hall (or opting to skip class for Jamba Juice), but ...
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
