Opinion
OK... I know that the Arbor and the UCen are prime locations for scoping out all the people rushing from Jamba Juice to their next class in Ellison Hall (or opting to skip class for Jamba Juice), but ...
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Hello kids, my name is Alex Shlyakhov. Who the hell am I? Why, I am your friendly neighborhood sex columnist of course. For the next year, you'll spend ten minutes out of your Wednesday class to read ...
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It's no mystery that Isla Vista is a bike clepto's wet dream, so in light of this fact I wanted to share some sage advice on how to best conceal your choice mode of transportation from thieves. Since ...
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In the words of Reel Big Fish, "radio plays what they want you to hear / they tell me it's cool but I just don't believe it." Well in the case of many, they want to believe. Most people that live in I...
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Starting in the late '50s and especially in the '90s and early 2000s, the United States has been known as the Information Society.
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I'll admit, even as a conservative, I too was rooting for the Democrats to win a congressional majority in 2006. Like the rest of America, I was lured by the false promise of a strong party to lead us...
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The top tier Democratic presidential candidates - Clinton, Obama and Edwards - have received a lot of attention for their healthcare plans. However, lesser-known candidates Chris Dodd, Joe Biden and D...
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This has gotta be a joke - of course video games are a drug.
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On September 17, a 30-year-old man in Beijing died of exhaustion after spending three days in an Internet café playing online video games. Psychiatrists call this Internet addiction. I call it: Y...
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As we begin our first full week of school, I would like to pass along the following words of wisdom: There are mutant ghosts in Isla Vista.
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In the do-it-yourself age we live in, it's become commonplace to see people throw aside needed help or assistance in an effort to exert their own individual abilities, or lack thereof.
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When I was a boy, my father admonished me to never hug a murderer. He wasn't a very good dad in many respects - he boozed, he philandered, he stole my lunch money - but when it came to the subject of ...
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Dear Class of 2011,
First of all, in about a month you're going to discover beer pong, Del Playa Drive and a beach with no rules regarding alcohol, and you'll quickly become the class of 2012 (or pos...
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
